mushufortwo:

I can’t wait till they weadalize leeg.

Weegalize that leed.

What if you could learn everything about someone, all their secrets, what they like, who they are; but in return, they would know everything about you? Would you do it?

I can’t wait till they weadalize leeg.

mushufortwo:

Wouldn’t it be nice if calories didn’t count while you’re on your period?

Because I would sacrifice a house for that, funny, proud, random, me, weird,

Turn on: skinny arms that aren’t super muscular but are still defined enough to have shape to them.

Wouldn’t it be nice if calories didn’t count while you’re on your period?

mysterymeat237:

fuckyeah1990s:

Bill Gates jumping over a chair

nice one bill

(Source: kalstedom, via bennybemycumberbatch)

I really wish that when Harry and Hermione got back from saving Sirius and buckbeak, instead of dumbledore being like, “I don’t know what you’re taking about” or even, “good job, you guys are awesome”. I wish that when they’d run up to him and told him everything, I wish he’d just have high fived them and left.

gayobamafanfiction:

karenhurley:

2,400 Krispy Kreme Doughnuts - Perfect for EVERY occasion 
The donut chain created the special ‘Double Hundred Dozen’ as part of its new ‘Occasions’ offering which caters to large scale events and parties. 

#”hello yes i would like 2400 donuts”#” okay sir what event are you hosting?”#”the event is called ‘i am going to eat 2400 donuts’ ”

gayobamafanfiction:

karenhurley:

2,400 Krispy Kreme Doughnuts - Perfect for EVERY occasion 

The donut chain created the special ‘Double Hundred Dozen’ as part of its new ‘Occasions’ offering which caters to large scale events and parties. 

(via ndegree0)

bace-jeleren:

wasifio:

Gushers sandwich with Fruit by the Foot as bread.

This is it. This is what I became an adult for. To be able to go down to the grocery store, buy a box of fruit by the foot and a box of gushers and make this and not have anyone tell me I can’t.

I want it.

(via intensional)

For psychology we have to participate in research so I signed up for this one half hour experiment. I didn’t know what the experiment was but the girl before me came out and said that it was a fun experiment and wished it was longer. Which was good news, right? So I sit down at a computer and I’m supposed to listen to this story for five minutes. This story tells me to think of a best friend, then think of fun moments I had with them. It goes on to tell me that my friend has a terminal illness and tells me to picture her getting thinner and sicker. THEN, it tells me to imagine myself visiting her at the hospital and holding her hand and watching her die in front of me. WHAT THE HELL? I talked to the other girl who did the experiment next to me and she said her story was all about sitting on the beach and relaxing.
The experiment was supposed to test how our emotions influence how we feel by measuring our reactions with visuals and questions. I used to be excited about being researched, now I’m just emotionally burned out.

groovemeister-jared:

colonelmustangsnipples:

would you care for a free lollipop?

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WOULD I

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would you

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WOULD I

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would you

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WOULD I 

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would you

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would i what

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would you care for a free lollipop?

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WOULD I

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RADDA RADDA

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(via sniffing)

Sometimes my friends just don’t seem to like me.

(Source: astonishingly, via timid)

farronheit:






Decided to take a video while flying this morning.
Best. Idea. Ever.

perfection

Reminder that this actually exists in our world
THIS IS REAL

I’m gonna cry.

i just read this and thought “humans cant fly dont lie to me sir” then realised, airplanes. 

ya all hipsters are dumb as fuck those are fucking CGI clouds from Final Fantasy XIII



I KNEW IT!!!!

farronheit:

Decided to take a video while flying this morning.

Best. Idea. Ever.

perfection

Reminder that this actually exists in our world


THIS IS REAL

I’m gonna cry.

i just read this and thought “humans cant fly dont lie to me sir” then realised, airplanes. 

ya all hipsters are dumb as fuck those are fucking CGI clouds from Final Fantasy XIII

I KNEW IT!!!!

(Source: official-maximum-ride, via mypassionsareyours)