Recently I’ve been doing this thing where I adopt phrases from Adventure Time then use them so often that I completely forget that they’re Adventure Time references.
So I’ll say something like, “my life is like a fart!”
Then someone says, “haha, Adventure Time!”
I’m just like, “what the lump?”

See how he’s wearing shoes? You need those to break the surface of water. Otherwise it’s pain and suffering.

See how he’s wearing shoes? You need those to break the surface of water. Otherwise it’s pain and suffering.

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I should’ve bought this dress….

nateswinehart:

Being good to each other is so important, guys.

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On a lighter note, my hair’s gonna be so fetch.

Gonna go dye my hair.

I feel like crap. What friends invite you to an event, realize they made a mistake and instead of trying to fix things, decide that they’re gonna have to leave someone behind? Leave me behind. I was going to try to find a way no matter what to make it work. I didn’t want anyone to get left behind. But you can’t stand up for yourself when you’re the one chosen to get kicked out…
I’m starting to see a recurring theme here: these people only remember to think about themselves.
What do I do? They’re my only friends.

mushufortwo said: How's school going for you?

mypassionsareyours:

mushufortwo:

mypassionsareyours:

It’s going alright. It’s a bit overwhelming but it’s only Tuesday. How’s school going for you

Same! I’m excited about how my classes have been going but I’m pretty overwhelmed too!

Right. My classes are great. I dropped a class though. It was too hard so I could not do it. Are you going to Spark at the Park Thursday?

Yeah! We should meet up!

korraquality:

bevsi:

modern au gaang doodles + bonus dangerous ladies

I LOVE THIS SO MUCH

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ilyselfieclub:

mushufortwo:

In case you guys are wondering, I’m going to college! This is my first week of school. It’s been pretty awesome. It’s been pretty swine fine. I’m writing this instead of socializing… Oh well,

did u invite me to San Clemente highs private @Selfieclub??

What?

In case you guys are wondering, I’m going to college! This is my first week of school. It’s been pretty awesome. It’s been pretty swine fine. I’m writing this instead of socializing… Oh well,

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realdwntomars:

Being able to find someone you click with so naturally is the best feeling ever. You feel like you’ve been best friends you’re whole life, it feels like you’re coming home. You’re so comfortable with them. Maybe that’s what a soulmate is. Not someone who shares every single thing in common with you, but someone who feels like home.

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mushufortwo said: How's school going for you?

mypassionsareyours:

It’s going alright. It’s a bit overwhelming but it’s only Tuesday. How’s school going for you

Same! I’m excited about how my classes have been going but I’m pretty overwhelmed too!

timid:

do you ever get that horrible feeling in your stomach because you can’t imagine anyone ever falling in love with you and wanting to spend the rest of their life with you

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hawk-and-handsaw:

It’s 2089. all cops have been replaced by genetically modified dogs that let children pet them, help old ladies cross the street, chase down criminals, never eat donuts, bark at…